The rules for using the site and buying from us. We kept them plain on purpose — the honesty isn't just a vibe, it's the contract.
Last updated: July 11, 2026
By using the site, you agree. These terms are the agreement between you and [Legal Entity Name] ("Parabloom," "we," "us") for your use of this website and your purchase of our products. If you don't agree with them, please don't use the site or order from us.
Adults only. You must be at least 18 and able to enter a binding contract. When you place an order you confirm the information you give us is accurate and that you're authorized to use the payment method.
An order is an offer we can accept or decline. Placing an order doesn't guarantee it's confirmed. We may decline or cancel an order — for example, if a product is out of stock, a price was listed in error, or we suspect fraud. If we cancel after you've paid, we refund you in full.
Prices and availability change. Prices, promotions, and product availability can change without notice. Taxes and shipping are calculated at checkout and shown before you pay.
These are dietary supplements, not medicine. Our products are dietary supplements. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, and nothing we sell is intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Our full compliance disclosure lives on our Legal & Compliance page.
Not medical advice. Nothing on this site is a substitute for professional medical care. Talk to a qualified healthcare provider before starting any supplement, especially if you're pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or managing a health condition. Individual results vary — that's exactly why our return policy exists.
Handled by our processors and carriers. Payments run through our third-party payment processor; we don't store your full card details. Shipping timelines, costs, and our return and refund policy are described on our Shipping & Returns page, which is part of these terms.
Use the site in good faith. Don't try to break, scrape, overload, or gain unauthorized access to the site, don't use it to break the law, and don't resell our products in a way that misrepresents them. We can suspend access for anyone who does.
The content is ours. Our name, logo, product photography, writing, and site design belong to us and our licensors. You're welcome to read and share links; you may not copy or reuse our content commercially without permission.
The site is provided "as is." We work hard to keep information accurate, but we don't warrant that the site will be error-free or uninterrupted, or that every description is complete. To the fullest extent the law allows, we disclaim implied warranties.
Limits on liability. To the extent permitted by law, our total liability for any claim relating to a product or the site is limited to the amount you paid for the product at issue. We're not liable for indirect or consequential damages. Nothing here limits liability that can't be limited by law.
Governing law. These terms are governed by the laws of the State of [State], without regard to conflict-of-laws rules, and any dispute will be handled in the courts located there.
Changes to these terms. We may update these terms; when we do, we'll change the date above. Continuing to use the site after a change means you accept the updated terms.
Contact us. Questions about these terms go to a real person. Email [[email protected]] or write to [Legal Entity Name], [mailing address].
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